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How do I stop dreaming about custom maps every night?!

Try thinking about women instead.

How to forget about someone ... ?

Try thinking about women instead

Why did humans start wearing clothes?

@Utah - They're (She is) the problem ...

On topic: To show off.

Why are bananas yellow?

Because i peed on all of em

Why is me pee an aqua color

Colorblindness

why eat food when you can eat chocolate

Because chocolate give me energy , and i have powerful energy .

what kind of food to you eat ?

Food so i can barf over you

what kind of food is that specifically

Blankets.

Why is my shoelace untied?

Cuz donald duck doesn't wear shoes

y doesn't donald duck wear pants

The Magic of Disney

Why We won ww2?

Because it was not good as the first, so they drew a victor out of a hat and you were chosen.

Why if Skittles taste like the rainbow, what does rainbows taste like?

Human flesh.

Why are llamas so underrated?!

They aren't, they make best pizza

why does being ill exist

Dont know.

why turks make best kebab?

Bcuz we have genes of kebabs.

why avatar is macedonian ?

Because he can and we can't.

What is the best gift for a birthday?

Depends on the person, mostly i'd say poop

what is best word in english language

Spanish

why Brandreas has a evil duck face?

Cuz he secretely made a portal to travel through spaces, being the real donald duck in this world

y does bad tasting food exist

So good tasting food has something to tease.

If I travel at 99% of light speed to the center of the Milky Way and back, but halfway on the way back, get stuck on a planet with a 75000 kilometer diameter with a 75% nitrogen atmosphere which is 800 kilometers tall, and silicon based lifeforms more advanced than we are, who give me technology to fly at the speed of light only when I'm out of the atmosphere, then get home and find that the age of my immortal twin is different, send him to the Milky Way center and back, but he doesn't get caught on the planet, instead having to fly through a 4 parsec nebula that slows down speed by 25%,

How many pizzas will we both have eaten total?

Answer in video format:


Why am I featured on the front page (no prob with that of course )?

Cuz i wasn't available atm

y do i only get to eat pizza if my math grade is higher then a 7

Because you wouldn't know how to cut the pizza if you didn't know geometry.

Why is midngiht 12 AM and not 12 PM?

Because A comes before P in the alphabet.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

5.7

Does Santa Claus exist?

Only if you BELIIIIIEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEE......

Why is TopHats top player?

Because he loses to Naval Commander Switzerland with Iron Fist Germany.

If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, why did Jack fall down the hill?

Because those pickles gave hallucinations! He saw his imaginary friend Jill flying over the hill so he did the same.

Why can't the world unite into one loving country?

John dropped his pen

Do you eat fish?